Oh Please! As if.

[imported_elp6n]

No one who's seen Lindsay Lohan's deflated décolletage and stick-figure arms would accuse of her making one too many trips to the fridge. But the wafer-thin actress, who appears on the cover of this week's Star under the headline, "Wasting Away! Friends Fear for Her Life," insists she's constantly chowing down.

"I've never been one not to eat because I eat so much," Lindsay, 18, double-talks to OK! magazine. "I'm kind of happy with my body. I don't work out too much -- I have fun."

Oh, and one more thing, just in case you missed it: "And I eat a lot."

Still, Lindsay's much-altered appearance was enough to stump Brad Pitt at the premiere of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" last week. The megastar looked confused when the itty-bitty actress rushed up to him on the red carpet, prompting his publicist to lean in and inform him who she was.

Despite Lohan's now fat-free frame and blonder-than-blond locks, she admits she still has some body image issues.

"I always get self-conscious about the way I look -- the way my legs look, about my freckles, my hair," the nightlife-loving teen queen tells the mag. "If I have a blemish, I'll freak out."

As for her much-discussed love life, Lindsay says she's still single, although she reveals a soft spot for a couple of unavailable stars: "Johnny Depp, but he's married. And Ashton Kutcher is also taken! He's cute."

[knight_67]

i wouldn't even touch that girl now..
she looked just fine with the weight that she had on her to start with...

[imported_MoonlightGraham]

well when a person uses the remains of "Erythroxylon coca" or cocaine it increases their heartrate greatly. So what I'm assuming is:
1.) she is doing a whole lot of coke, yet still eating like she used too. she used to be voluputious and now she is a stick.
2.) she is doing it some, but probally on a diet.
3.) she isn't doing anything but drinking alot of red bull.

I have a bad feeling she is going to be on one of those E! true hollywood stories. She has no father figure in her life, she hangs out with Tara Reid and Paris Hilton, and she has yet to have a stable relationship that didn't involve alot of drama.

[Glory_Days]

i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers...or snorting coke

[softballgal21]

i thought red bull made you like gain weight or something???..or thats whut someone told me, so i stopped drinking it???
or whut does it do, if you wouldn't mind to explain that to me, i mean i know that it makes you all hyper and stuff i think?..but other than that, why would it affect ur weight, ?

[pvfan]

Red Bull has got to be the worst drink that has ever been made. How anybody drinks that I dont know.

[softballgal21]

my friend on my softball team is like addicted to it..i dont know how, i dont see how..she used to drink it a lot but now its gotten to where she brings a cooler full of it to every game...whoa

[Diets17]

One is enough for anyone. That stuff can be dangerous if more then that is drank in one day. Can weaken your heart over time. She will become dependent on some sort of simulant to function if she isnt careful.

About the weight thing and Red Bull though. Well think about, Red Bull or anything that has calories is gonna make you gain weight. Will it help you burn those calories? Heck yeah and more. It gives you tons of energy. It has a great amount of B-vitamins. Which most dont get. You have to burn calories though. I know some ppl expect to just drink it and lose weight. I have seen it and I laugh.

Though theres always Diet Red Bull, tastes about the same, no sugar, so theres just about 10 calories. Everything else is the same.

About Lohan though. Im not really sure anymore? Drugs or not. She doesnt look as good body wise that skinny. I think her face looks a lil better though. Maybe she should hire a personal traniner and buff up a bit muscle wise, maybe 5-7 pounds or so then about 5 or 10 pounds of fat would shape her body very nicely. Instead of being a stick. Remember she is a young girl in Hollywood, if shes not on drugs she will probably look better 10 years from now. Seems womem age like fine wine there? Wonder why? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[imported_MoonlightGraham]

If I was guessing when it hypes you up, it raises your heart rate.

if you go out and run sprints/do any kind of physical activity your heart rate rises.

as your heart rate rises where it be by running, etc. you burn calories.

I think she needs to gain about 15 lbs personally.

[imported_trio]

I don;t care too much for her blonde hair now.

I liked her as a redhead myself